I almost forgot how dinosaurs used to carry around humans in metal cages.  The 1940’s was a dark time in American History.

Sadly, this was probably not for Halloween.

FIRST GUEST SUBMISSION!!!  (Thanks Nora!!)

Lil’ Colonel Sanders.  Sure this is adorable, but you’ll be singing a different tune as soon as the Colonel fries that plush mother fucker!

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This beaw costume is sqwatchy!

Wow, I did NOT think this one through.  Could someone push me or something?!  Does anyone have a furniture dolly by chance?!   A LITTLE HELP!

I’m a little monkey short and stout.

Here is my tail, Here are my huge monkey balls.

So what, you had like a caterpillar in your womb?  You’re disgusting.

I realized no one would get my costume of “Gayest Boy Alive” unless I was standing in front of all these posters.  So I just took this picture and called it a night.

Top three most effective methods of molesting children, from right to left.  Happy Halloween.

It’s 100% authentic.  Touch the white parts and I’ll electrocute you.