I almost forgot how dinosaurs used to carry around humans in metal cages. The 1940’s was a dark time in American History.
Sadly, this was probably not for Halloween.
FIRST GUEST SUBMISSION!!! (Thanks Nora!!)
Lil’ Colonel Sanders. Sure this is adorable, but you’ll be singing a different tune as soon as the Colonel fries that plush mother fucker!
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This beaw costume is sqwatchy!
Wow, I did NOT think this one through. Could someone push me or something?! Does anyone have a furniture dolly by chance?! A LITTLE HELP!
I’m a little monkey short and stout.
Here is my tail, Here are my huge monkey balls.
So what, you had like a caterpillar in your womb? You’re disgusting.
I realized no one would get my costume of “Gayest Boy Alive” unless I was standing in front of all these posters. So I just took this picture and called it a night.
Top three most effective methods of molesting children, from right to left. Happy Halloween.
It’s 100% authentic. Touch the white parts and I’ll electrocute you.